Welcome to Rosemarie's Kids' Castle!
This castle is in Switzerland, where my dad comes from.
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I'm very sorry I haven't been able to get any new jokes out lately but here they are now! :) *Smile*
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon.
Sit still and don't stir.
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bell.
Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a ring.
A little boy stops in front of a church with his bike and he sees the priest come out.
The priest says "Come inside, I want to show you something". The little boy says to
the priest, "But somebody will steal my bike". The priest says to him "Don't worry, the
Holy Spirit will watch it".
So the little boy goes inside and the priest says, "Let me show you how to do the sign
of the cross. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. Now you
try it". So the boy says, "In the name of the Father and the Son, Amen". The priest
says, "What happened to the Holy Spirit?" The boy replied "He's outside, watching my
bike".
God created the mule, and told him, "You will be Mule, working constantly from
dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and you lack
intelligence. You will live for 50 years."
The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no
more than 20." And it was so.
Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings
of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps
and live for 25 years."
And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog is too much. Please, no
more than 10 years." And it was so.
God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are Monkey. You shall swing from
tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."
And the monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too
much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years." And it was so.
Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only rational being that
walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of
the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."
And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please,
Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the
ten years the monkey rejected." And it was so.
And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like
a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back. Then, he is to have children
and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they
empty the pantry; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like a
clown to amuse his grandchildren.
These Little Ones - Interactive activity book
Riddles the Clown Productions Inc. - a Clown ministry, available for events.
Royal Rangers - Reaching, Teaching, and Keeping Boys for Christ
The Froggy Page
Professor Bubbles' Official Homepage - everything you wanted to know about making bubbles (adult help needed).
Just for Kids - a great, though secular, semi-commercial site for kids of all ages.
Knowledge Adventure - Product demos but fun and interesting.
Nadya's Underwater Adventure
The Nine Planets - a multimedia tour of the solar system.
Observatorium - the latest space pictures from NASA.
A Christmas Carol - by Charles Dickens.
Some of My Favorite Books
When you are going through trouble,
and you don't know what to do,
look on to Jesus,
and he will see you through.
When life starts to get tough,
and you think, no, no! This is enough!
Your hopes all crumbled and torn,
and your all tired and worn,
remember the Lord.
He had to wear thorns.
When you've lost all your friends,
possessions, wealth, and trends,
your wealth, well being, and when your friends,
your very best friends, start to turn against you,
look unto Jesus, your savior, your redeemer and Lord.
And he will make you whole.
And all nations will proclaim, Jesus is Lord!
The redeemer! King of kings,
and Lord of Lords!!
By Rosemarie Haas
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The Report
Oh, mommy! Oh, mommy!
I made a report!
Then won't you please read it to me?
Of course! Of course!
I'll start with Sunday and me.
What do I wear on Sunday?
I wear my Sunday dress.
What do I wear on Monday?
I wear my Monday vest.
What do I wear on Tuesday?
I wear my necklace.
What do I wear on Wednesday?
I wear my Wednesday best.
What do I wear on Thursday?
I wear my best pressed dressed.
What do I wear on Friday?
I wear my guests best dress.
What do I wear on Saturday?
I wear my least best dress.
That's very good, my darling child.
I am very proud of you.
And now are you through?
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
And I'm very happy too!
By Rosemarie Haas
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My Lovable Puppy and Me!
My lovable puppy and me,
walk around with glee,
to see the birds,
the trees, and the evergreen.
We walk around through gardens and shrubs,
that no one has ever seen.
My lovable puppy and me
will explore forevermore.
My Lovable Puppy and Me.
By Rosemarie Haas
Author's note: This peom was inspired by a full-grown, male cocker spaniel named Peanuts.
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The Merry Seasons
Spring - the days of joyous planting,
Summer - the days of gallivanting,
Fall - the days of wind and snow,
Winter - the days of ice and cold.
By Rosemarie Haas
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The Holiday Seasons
Spring - Jesus' death and resurrection,
Summer - independence, liberty,
Fall - thanks to the Lord of creation,
Winter - Jesus' birth and New Years eve.
By Rosemarie Haas
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